Kenneth Gets Arrested
The handcuffs were cold, but it was okay because Kenneth was drunk.
“I’m too drunk to be arrested, officer”
The officer simply looked at him.
The officer was a woman, which Kenneth’s drunk mind found strange.
“How does a lady become a policeman?”
The officer simply looked at him.
“I guess that would be a policeman”
The officer simply looked at him.
“I mean policewoman.”
Kenneth threw up on the policewoman’s shoes.
“I’m so sorry, officer.”
The officer simply looked at him.
“I swear it won’t happen again.”
As Kenneth was put in the backseat of the policewoman’s car, he gave her a kiss on the cheek.
“Your a pretty lady officer.”
The officer responded:
“You mean you’re.”
Kenneth was confused.
“You said (your), which is possessive. What you meant was (you’re), meaning (you are).”
“Oh.”
Kenneth fell asleep.
The policewoman parked in Kenneth’s driveway.
She carried Kenneth upstairs, tucked him in bed, and kissed him goodnight.
THE END
(via jake-owens)
Ending Horn of Plenty day with a Grizzly Bear fun fact for you readers:
Ed Droste created the album’s cover using his own hair.
(via grizzlybeargalore)
I hate politics.
