Matt Damon, Cartoonized!

Via Caricature Maker

"Matt Damon, you have just been cartoonized by TheCartoonist”

Somebody finally submitted a post about Matt Damon.
I’m going to make a lot of unnecessary noise while getting ready this morning, because I’m a passive aggressive asshole. :)

(Source: creator-curator)

aliehjay:

jessicataylorw:

if you ever think you miss your boyfriend, try having him live 298 miles away from you.

For real. Did 350 for a while. It sucked.

Judah and his lady are doing 900 right now, yo.

Hey Friends!

Hey friends! The other day I interviewed the singer of Cosmostanza, Maxwell Moore. More coverage later, but it was Max-Swell.

jake-owens:

“You are going to love the Church of Christ after you read this”

jake-owens:

“You are going to love the Church of Christ after you read this”

Kenneth Gets Arrested

The handcuffs were cold, but it was okay because Kenneth was drunk.

"I’m too drunk to be arrested, officer"

The officer simply looked at him.

The officer was a woman, which Kenneth’s drunk mind found strange.

"How does a lady become a policeman?"

The officer simply looked at him.

"I guess that would be a policeman"

The officer simply looked at him.

"I mean policewoman."

Kenneth threw up on the policewoman’s shoes.

"I’m so sorry, officer."

The officer simply looked at him.

"I swear it won’t happen again."

As Kenneth was put in the backseat of the policewoman’s car, he gave her a kiss on the cheek.

"Your a pretty lady officer."

The officer responded:

"You mean you’re."

Kenneth was confused.

"You said (your), which is possessive. What you meant was (you’re), meaning (you are)."

"Oh."

Kenneth fell asleep.

The policewoman parked in Kenneth’s driveway.

She carried Kenneth upstairs, tucked him in bed, and kissed him goodnight.

THE END

(via jake-owens)

i luv rhea

rheannamoon:

Isaac I was hoping you wouldn’t see that! you’re my favorite too.